Overheard in Indore - IV

Drunk Guy: Yaar, life mein saari buri aadatein ek hi cheez se lagti hain.
Sober Guy: Achcha. Kis se?
Drunk Guy: Exams. Banda sochta hai, exams mein cheating to kar hi raha hoon, daaru bhi pee leta hoon.
Sober Guy: Sahi baat hai.

- Two IIM participants